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I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.. I think he must be plotting something.

I just got a bike for my wife.. it was a good trade.

If I go through the trouble of making you breakfast in bed, all I ask for is a simple thank you.. Not all this "how did you get in my house" nonsense.

Which country’s capital is the fastest growing? Ireland’s... Every year it’s Dublin.

So my pal asked that iPhone assistant, Siri, why he's still single.. Siri activated the selfie camera.

Hahaha! :)

Hi, everyone! I've just created this thread for us to show off our adorable pets. I have a Pomeranian named Diesel. He always hangs out in our backyard, plays catch in the afternoon with the kids, and snuggles up to me before bedtime. I also take him out on walks during my days off, so he can...

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.. Now when you talk about Botox, no one raises an eyebrow.

A feminist once asked me how I see lesbian relationships.. Apparently, "In HD" was the wrong answer.

I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise.

Looks like a great run, overall!

Ouch! :eek:

How can you tell if an ant is male or female? They're all females, otherwise, they'd be uncles.

Hey, everyone! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the load when you just needed something to pick you up on a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts: Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need.. ...just...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanks for sharing! This is definitely informative. :)

Oh man! I almost rolled on the floor laughing. :D