$$$cow-cash$$$!!!give-away!!!$$$cow-cash$$$

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  1. The Cow

    The Cow Well-Known Member

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    Why do you MOO?



    Most "MOO-ving post before March 1st 2012 wins
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    COW CASH GETS YOU COW GOODIES!
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    Post pics... Make jokes... Just have fun with it!!!

    ***You must a LSF PLUS member to enter***



    GOOD LUCK AND THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

    Heath
     
  2. Mutiny1

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    I told my wife I was getting a 5th scale, after having a Nitro for about a year. She told me I was crazy and it was too much money. I then told her- I take care of the house, her , and the kids, and I was going to do it. She of course was upset and I didn't see her for nearly a week. Do to the smelling in the eyes.

    Funny?
     
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    Another cool contest absolutely MOOOOOvelous.
     
  4. voo2doo

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    Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
    A: Ground Beef

    Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
    A: Hay Fever


    Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
    A: Because the cow has the udder.


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  5. voo2doo

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    A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.

    His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.

    I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.

    As soon as I finished milkin'' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt.

    As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!


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  6. voo2doo

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    A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't look at the cows. His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull. The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks delighted: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows! "Wow," says his friend, "what did the vet do to that bull?" "Just gave him some pills'" said the farmer. "What kind of pills?" asked his friend. "I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."


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  7. chitown joe

    chitown joe Well-Known Member

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    wow, i just noticed this, no one really got into this contest, but after looking on cow's website $20 gift card, does not really buy anything that you would not have to still have to spend additional money out of pocket, not knocking it still a good gesture,
     
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    LMAO funny cow jokes voo!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Congrats Voo2doo!!!

    Your efforts just won you $20 in Cow Cash my friend :w00t:

    Please PM me your email and thanks for your support!

    Heath

    Hello my friend,

    Actually $20 Cow Cash will buy you any of the following... Micro Flat Mat, Micro Work Mat, Team CowRC Apparel, and more :)

    Thanks for your support,

    Heath
     
  10. voo2doo

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    Bloody Hell! I won something!!!!!!....I never win nothing just always had to graft for it...YIPEEEEEEEEEE.
    Thanks very much Heath , mail on the way.:cup-1::cup-2::cup-3:

    James.
     
  11. atom3624

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    Bloody Fix!!

    Just because you're a Moderator ..... !!

    Only messing mate!!

    Well done - with all of those jokes, and over the last few years, not just now, you deserve it!!

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    Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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