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an Essex girl was in a road accident. the paramedics arrive, and there is blood everywhere. the paramedic says to the girl. "where are you bleeding from. she replies" i'm from bleeding Romford m8"
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its cock on mucker everything is well organized loads of things to do you name it you can do it. you can eat and eat what you want the same time your driving lol and the wemen oh my god.food is top notch to but there some things that are a bit of a draw back here like the road tax way way to high but that just those little things you no wat i mean you should come over sometime i do miss the hills cause its flat as me misses chest lol
 
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