Rodeo

[voo2doo]

Take your wife doggy style
Reach round and grab her tits
Whisper in her ear "You're not as good as your sister"
Hold on for as long as you can
J:chris:

 

[voo2doo]

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modeling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'..


So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says '**** me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.

 

[voo2doo]

A young man moved into a new flat of his own and went to the lobby to
put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the flat next to the
mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go
to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your
ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts;
they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my Arse is firm
and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think
that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered.... "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming.... that was me."
J.
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[dwarfy]

Funny funny funny :lol::lol: