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It's either a Bird or it's Superman... Cos there is no way it's a f***ing Plane!!!!
J.:w00t:

Just been outside and got hit on the head by a Lasagne, black forest gateaux and a garlic baguette, must be the fall out from Iceland!!!

Breaking News: Re the cloud of dust that has closed all UK Airports. Police have arrested the Everton trophy cabinet cleaner in connection with the incident....
 
Ballerina

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in
Dublin.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she pointed
to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a
lady a drink?' The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.

But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down
on the counter and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!' The bartender
poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.



She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing

the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'



Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,

'Give the ballerina another drink!'

The bartender approached the drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your
business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep
calling her a ballerina?'

The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
be a ballerina!'
__________________J.
 
Another blonde joke.

During a recent company password audit,
a blonde was found using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy


When asked why such a big password,
she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
__________________J.
 
I'm stuck - well - in Mexico, next to the beach, ... not too bad - but was supposed to return today.
Saw the news yesterday.
Years of watching F1 and other 'tactical' sports told me it was obvious, I needed to change. Got the flights transferred early to delay one week.
I'm still here ... family's back in UK - and my trucks !!
A moment's frustration!
I'm sorted now.
Where's the beer !!! :jerry::badair:
 
we are meant to fly on wednesday, but if it clears tuesday say will i fly on wednesday or will the backlog get first dibbs?
 
is some funky poop gents. a Volcano in iceland errupts and we ve had 8 to 10 fairly major earthquakes and its only just 4 months into the year.

im not fond of the pattern i see emerging.
 
Chemist!!!....can you knock us some benzoylmethylecgonine up please Al.I do believe its a serotonin-norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitor,which mediates functionality of such as an exogenous catecholamine transporter ligand. Because of the way it affects the mesolimbic reward pathway.
J.
Thanks.
 
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