Trip's English Lessons....

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When I go in the shop and the assistant asks "do you need a bag?" I always say no thanks, I've got one at home, just to see what they say - I did say it one day when the wife was there - no sex that night lol
 
dang Mike, you should here what my dad and me say about mom's cookin... to her face...






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I wonder if thats why haz mat keeps taking our food away....
 
Another thing people from the US could do with knowing is how to make a cup/mug of tea.





The best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

So every morning I spank the wife and say 2 sugars fat arse! :lol:
 
lol. i got rid of my ball and chain. no more life sentence here. lol


here a Fag is a Gayguy. he could also be a catcher, or a man that plays soccer. lmao
strippers are called Single Moms. heh
 
Mike1970 said:
Another thing people from the US could do with knowing is how to make a cup/mug of tea.

The best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

So every morning I spank the wife and say 2 sugars fat arse! :lol:
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mint!

and for the USA guys, make it with boiling water! I spent a month in the USA last year and never once got a decent cuppa because no bugger uses boiling water, I was gagging for some PG Tips by the time I got home. And for the record, that lipton stuff is not tea....

Apart from a good cuppa, the trouble and stife makes a mean Ruby Murry.
 
you must of not found a real good tea maker here. i agree, most places make poopy tea.

i like a nice camomile or earl grey. and boiling water is the ONLY way to make a good cup of tea. its imparitive to steep the bag well, not just let it dangle in the hot water.

i do like tea, but love coffee. lol
 
Good cuppa!

1.Place empty cup in upright position
2Empty any loose fluid which may happen to be in your electric kettle down nearest drain.
3Pour 250ml of water from the nearest tap into the electric kettle
4Make sure the kettle is plugged in
5Turn the kettle on
6Retrieve unused teabag from cupbaord
7Place previously mentioned teabag into previously mentioned cup
8Wait until the kettle switches off automatically
9Pour water from the kettle into the aformentioned cup till 4/5th full.
10Wait 3 minutes
11Retrieve teaspoon from drawer
12Use said teaspoon to remove teabag and place in nearest bin
13If milk = desireable, Open fridge. Retrieve milk carton. Pour 25ml of milk into cup. Place milk back into fridge. Close fridge. Else continue to next step
14If sugar = desireable, Retrieve sugar bowl from cupboard. Use aformentioned teaspoon to place 1 full teaspoon of sugar into cup. Put sugar bowl back into cupboard.Else:ontinue to next step
15Use said teaspoon to stir contents of cup, slowly.
16Place Teaspoon into sink
17Drink the contents of the cup at a leisurely pace.

There you go bud:lol::lol::lol:
J
 
I have to put this out to dispute James!! :lol::w00t::mad::w00t::lol:

Between items 8 and 9, I've been told the 'correct' way is to PREHEAT the cup, before inserting tea bag, into warmed cup, place the bag and water, then continue ...... :lol::lol::lol:

Fussy us Brits aren't we !!!!

Al.
 
Because of these wonderful English lessons, I've had to change my Avatar to one of my favorite movies!

"I Fart in your general direction" :lol:


"Run Away!"
 
atom3624 said:
I have to put this out to dispute James!! :lol::w00t::mad::w00t::lol:

Between items 8 and 9, I've been told the 'correct' way is to PREHEAT the cup, before inserting tea bag, into warmed cup, place the bag and water, then continue ...... :lol::lol::lol:

Fussy us Brits aren't we !!!!

Al.
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True enough there Al.
J:cool:
 
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