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Dwarfy was in a pub braggin to his mate about how he's avin sex with twins. "how can u tell the difference between the twins" his mate said.

Bob replied " well Sally has big tits and Derek has a tash"

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voo2doo said:
Dwarfy was in a pub braggin to his mate about how he's avin sex with twins. "how can u tell the difference between the twins" his mate said.

Bob replied " well Sally has big tits and Derek has a tash"

..........................................J.............................................
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Sally had a bit of a tash as well :rolleyes:
 
I got out the bath the other day & my wife came in laughing at the size of my nob "its like a feckin Tic Tac" she said. "Oh really" I replied "is that why your sister's breath smells minty" :D
 
A bloke walks up to a bird in a club and whispers in her ear "Id love to fill your fanny full of Stella then drink it all out" Shocked she runs over to her husband and tells him "Arent you going to kick the poop out of him?" she says. Hubby replies "Nah, Im not fighting with anyone who can drink that much Stella!"
 
A wedding ends up in a riot & the groom & best man are dragged in front of the judge. The best man explains to the jugde what happened "well your honour, as you know its tradition for the best man to dance with the bride, so there we were up close when all of a sudden the groom ran up to us and kicked the bride right in the fanny"
"I can understand that causing a fight and it must have been sore" said the judge.
"Sore, feckin sore......." said the best man, "the bastard broke 3 of my fingers!"
 
dwarfy said:
I got out the bath the other day & my wife came in laughing at the size of my nob "its like a feckin Tic Tac" she said. "Oh really" I replied "is that why your sister's breath smells minty" :D
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dwarfy said:
A bloke walks up to a bird in a club and whispers in her ear "Id love to fill your fanny full of Stella then drink it all out" Shocked she runs over to her husband and tells him "Arent you going to kick the poop out of him?" she says. Hubby replies "Nah, Im not fighting with anyone who can drink that much Stella!"
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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