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LOL!!!

Married live aint all that bad!!!

LOng story short.

Im the BOSS IN MY HOUSE!!!
I always have the last word about thing.
EX:
WIFE SAYS: GO WASH THE DISHES!!!!
I SAY: (IN LOUD VOICE MODE) I HAVE ALREADY WASHED THE DISHES!!!

My wife always get on her knees to talk to me...
Its the only way to talk to me when im hidding under the bed...

true story!!!
 
Passamal said:
LOL!!!

Married live aint all that bad!!!

LOng story short.

Im the BOSS IN MY HOUSE!!!
I always have the last word about thing.
EX:
WIFE SAYS: GO WASH THE DISHES!!!!
I SAY: (IN LOUD VOICE MODE) I HAVE ALREADY WASHED THE DISHES!!!

My wife always get on her knees to talk to me...
Its the only way to talk to me when im hidding under the bed...

true story!!!
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LMAO :laugh:

There's also,
I wear the pants in the relationship,



She just tells me what color :blush:





Chris
 
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
:laugh::laugh:

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

I've go loads of these but i hope swmbo does'nt read this thread.:white-flag:
 
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