1 4 the kidz...

[wagon]

A joke your kids will love... 2 eggs boiling in a pan. 1 said to the other."Corr aint it getting hot in here!!?" other egg replied.. "yeah!, u wait till u get out, they'll smash your bloody head in!!"......

 

[zouz10]

LMAO!!! Cute!!



Chris

 

[Hyperpete]

Two fish in a tank....................one says to the other..... "do you know how to drive this thing" ??????!!!!!!!!!!!

Two snowmen walking along a street.........one says to the other......."can you smell carrots" ???!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two sausages in a pan..............one says to the other "wow its hot in here"............ The other one says "ARRRRRGH - a talking sausage" !!!!!!

Two cows in a field........ one says to the other..... "are you worried about this mad cow disease"????........... Other cow says "Nah, it doesn't affect me... i'm a hamster"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I better stop now !!!!!!!:helpsmilie:

 

[wagon]

craaaazy man....LMFAO!!!!

 

[voo2doo]

These are getting worse! ha ha ha.
J.

 

[dwarfy]

What do you get if you plant a gun?
Lots of little shoots!!

:badair::badair:

 

[jackobyte]

I think we need a "BAD JOKE SECTION" and vote on which go in there, most of these have my vote. :hammer::devil2:

 

[sickboy]

OK what about this one for the bad joke section lol.......
2 candle's on a table. One says to the other "Im going out tonight''

 

[jackobyte]

Get it in the BJS asap. :blink::devil2: