2 police women dog handlers on patrol.....

[dwarfy]

Two police women dog handlers are on patrol with their alsatian. One says "Im getting a bit cold and I've left my thermal knickers back at the station". The other one says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you". So she lets the dog have a good smell and off he runs back to the station. Two hours later the women were wondering where the dog had got to when he came running round the corner with a truncheon, a plastic baton, a baseball bat and three of the Sergeants fingers......

 

[charlieboy]

Two police women dog handlers are on patrol with their alsatian. One says "Im getting a bit cold and I've left my thermal knickers back at the station". The other one says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you". So she lets the dog have a good smell and off he runs back to the station. Two hours later the women were wondering where the dog had got to when he came running round the corner with a truncheon, a plastic baton, a baseball bat and three of the Sergeants fingers......

lmao

 

[voo2doo]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Cracker mate,I've just read that out to my missus.
J.

 

[voo2doo]

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.

J.

 

[dwarfy]

The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.

She hit the roof.

J.

 

[jackobyte]

Two good ums there.

 

[voo2doo]

My wife won't get out of bed because she claims to have stasiphobia. (fear of standing up)

I think she's just lying.
J.

 

[charlieboy]

My wife won't get out of bed because she claims to have stasiphobia. (fear of standing up)

I think she's just lying.
J.

 

[dwarfy]

 

[Rossco]

You guys make my cheeks hurt