A few jokes for you.......

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Whats the difference between pubic hair and salad?

Fook all.....you just push it to 1 side and carry on eating!! :clown::clown:
 
Simon Cowell is starting a new talent show for all those on benefits...........Bone Idol starts in the summer :lol:
 
I was so happy to find a lovely Thai wife.....my meals are always on the table & she always keeps the house nice & clean. Sex is great and she loves anal.....however I do find her 9" cock a bit hard to swallow........:clown::lol:
 
A zoo keeper says to Paddy "The gorilla is on heat and we need somebody to have sex with it. Would you consider shagging it for £500?". Paddy replies"I will on 3 conditions. 1st is I'm not going to kiss it. 2nd is my family must never know. 3rd is I'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together" :lol::lol::lol:
 
I was mugged by 2 Chinese men the other day. I gave a perfect description to the police. They have narrowed it down to 2,450,000 people.....:clown::clown:
 
How about this on.

A snail gets jumped by 2 turtles. When the police arrives they asked the snail what happened?
"I don't know, everything happened so Fast"
 
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