Christmas Presents for the Wife....

[dwarfy]

Any tips anyone? Im a typical bloke & useless at buying presents so figured this could be useful to a few others on here too!!

 

[Mike1970]

The perfect answer.

Last year I was talking to my mate and I was saying how my wife hates me, He said I should buy her something really flash and expensive - then sh'e have to like me.

I saw him on new years eve and he asked how christmas went? I told him I'd bought her a jaguar, he said fu6king hell, did it do the trick?

Too right I said! She opened the cage and it took her fooking head clean off!!

 

[dwarfy]

Christmas is just like any other day........sitting at the table with a fat bird that doesn't gobble anymore

 

[pablo]

my other half wendy collects living dead dolls they come in there own little coffin with a death certificate. she,s allways after a new one so christmas is easy sorted with a dead doll,lol http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/sinminldd.shtml

 

[voo2doo]

Give her a £100 Ann Summers gift voucher mate!:drool::drool:
J

 

[dwarfy]

Good thinking but would that be more of a present for me mate :drool::drool:

 

[Mike1970]

Give her a £100 Ann Summers gift voucher mate!:drool::drool:
J

She'd only spend it on stuff he wouldn't see :lol: