dwarfy
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The groundsman at Liverpool FC was asked how he keeps the grass so healthy. He replied "We put £90 million worth of poop on the pitch every week....."
Man Utd dressing room pre-match team talk - "Right you lot, I don't care if you bite, scratch, punch. Do whatever it takes. No way are we letting any of them bastards win....you got that. Win at all costs even if you have to cheat." Enter Fergie "I'll take over now, thanks ref"
Cue abuse!!!!
Man Utd dressing room pre-match team talk - "Right you lot, I don't care if you bite, scratch, punch. Do whatever it takes. No way are we letting any of them bastards win....you got that. Win at all costs even if you have to cheat." Enter Fergie "I'll take over now, thanks ref"
Cue abuse!!!!
