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So, a Father in Phx. calls his son in new york and says I have had it, I am divorcing your Mother. I am not putting up with her anymore. There is more to life than this. She has been an absolute female dog for over 30 years and I am tired of putting up with her.
So, the son immediately calls his sister in Chicago and says we have a problem Mom and Dad are getting divorced. I did not even know they were having problems. He called her a female dog, said he was sick and tired of living with her and was leaving her. And the son said it is almost Christmas, the least he could have done was wait until after the holidays.
So, the daughter said THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN and calls the Dad . He tells her the same story. She can not convince her dad to even wait until after Christmas. Thats it she tells him, my brother and I are flying to Phx. today and we are going to talk. U can not do this to mom after all these years. The Dad replies, do what u have to do but my mind is made up and he hangs up.
The mother, in the kitchen, comes in to the room and says who was on the phone dear. The Dad replies, Honey, I have great news, our kids are coming home for Christmas and this time we do not even have to pay for the tickets.
