Its 5:30 am, where are my lawn chairs?

[alfred e numan]

Hi folks! There is only one word to describe the winds here this spring - Relentless. I keep thinking of the scene from the movie -the wizard of ozz- where Dorthey and Toto are in an airborne house-looking out the window, seeing a milk cow, chickens, and an old hag riding a bike. Trouble is- i never bumped my head like Dorthy did. These hag winds are real! They hit 77.30 mph yesterday evening- so far this morning? 67.00 mph. Never open the doors on your car here pointed down wind- I have seen the results of this on other peoples cars. My dog has a round Dogloo dog house- Its still in the yard-- dog must have weighted it down. --- stay tuned for weather updates!

 

[alfred e numan]

Hag winds!

The sun is coming up- enough light to see out the window- This is what I saw moments ago- no wonder the dog will not come out of his dog house--- frightful.

 

[Caveman80]

Hahaha I wouldn't come out either. We had some serious wind here last week. It moved my grill across my deck and my dog didn't want to go outside. That was a first.

 

[alfred e numan]

Yea, Hillary is looking hot today, sayy- I wonder how her ol-lady Bill is doing? No doubt at Monica slwinskys house------ with a new cigar tube----

 

[Caveman80]

And new flannel boxers to keep his ankles warm lmao