Jokes

[CSR260]

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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got

together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-

cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a

download from my memory stick. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us

had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[pipeous]

Just like any good virus is supposed to

 

[dwarfy]

Woman out shopping with her husband & she spots a pair of boots she likes so asks hubby if she can have them. "No feckin chance at that price luv" he says.
Later that night, they go to bed & the husband tries his luck & starts playing with his wife's fanny "I don't think so" she says, "if you are not prepared to shoe the horse you aint feckin riding it"!!!

 

[dwarfy]

Guy walks up to a girl in a club & says "Hi! The name's Bond".
"don't tell me" she says "I bet your first name is James"
"No" he replies "its UNI........and Im here to fill your crack" :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[voo2doo]

PMSL....nice one's boys.
J

 

[voo2doo]

J.

 

[CSR260]

Ex-Sperminate!! :lol:

 

[reaganreagan]

All good ones just got through reading all of them.


r2

 

[pipeous]

need kryton to clean up those robots now, what a mess.