A teacher in a junior school askes the class "If you were to be made from something ,what would it be?"
A little David puts his hand up and says " Miss,If I were to be made of something it would be gold miss"
"Whys that?" asks the teacher.
David replies " well i could scratch the back of my hand and with the dust that comes off I could sell it and buy a Ferrari miss"
"good answer David" she replies.
Little Sara puts her hand up and says " Miss,If I were to be made of something it would be platinum miss"
"whys that?" askes the teacher.
Sara replies "well its worth more than gold so i could scratch myself and with the dust that comes off I could sell it buy a Buggati Veyron miss"
"excellent answer Sara" replies the teacher.
Little Jonny puts his hand up and says " Miss,"
" Yes Jonny" says the teacher.
"I would be made from pubic hair miss"
The embarrassed teacher says "whys that Jonny?"
He replies, "Well miss my sister has only got a small patch and ya wanna see the ****in' cars outside our house!"
J.
A little David puts his hand up and says " Miss,If I were to be made of something it would be gold miss"
"Whys that?" asks the teacher.
David replies " well i could scratch the back of my hand and with the dust that comes off I could sell it and buy a Ferrari miss"
"good answer David" she replies.
Little Sara puts her hand up and says " Miss,If I were to be made of something it would be platinum miss"
"whys that?" askes the teacher.
Sara replies "well its worth more than gold so i could scratch myself and with the dust that comes off I could sell it buy a Buggati Veyron miss"
"excellent answer Sara" replies the teacher.
Little Jonny puts his hand up and says " Miss,"
" Yes Jonny" says the teacher.
"I would be made from pubic hair miss"
The embarrassed teacher says "whys that Jonny?"
He replies, "Well miss my sister has only got a small patch and ya wanna see the ****in' cars outside our house!"
J.
