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look at this ebay listing the best ever write up ever
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280608788910#ht_2882wt_905
found this on the bay of e this is a real bargain and one of the best write ups ive ever seen on the bay please take your time and read the write up its the funnyest thing ive ever seen on ebay fair play to the owner for having balls :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280608788910#ht_2882wt_905
found this on the bay of e this is a real bargain and one of the best write ups ive ever seen on the bay please take your time and read the write up its the funnyest thing ive ever seen on ebay fair play to the owner for having balls :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
EBAY LISTING
RENAULT ESPACE DIESEL WORST JUNK HEAP ON EBAY LOOK AWAY
DISEASED FRENCH FROG CARRIER DOG KENNEL ON WHEELS SHED
WELL WELL WELL,JUST FEAST YOUR MINCE PIES ON THIS RAGING BEAUTY!!!!...FIRSTLY.. I`D LIKE TO START OFF BY SAYING HOW FINE AN EXAMPLE OF QUALITY FRENCH MOTOR CAR CONSTRUCTION THIS VEHICLE IS................I`D LIKE TO SAY THAT....BUT...SADLY I CANT...IN FACT I CANT COME ANYWHERE CLOSE TO SAYING ANYTHING REMOTELY SIMILAR TO THAT. RENAULT ESPACE NINETEEN OATCAKE,HOPE ITS A DIESEL AS ITS CERTAINLY OILY,SMELLY AND WAY NOISY ENOUGH...ALWAYS STARTS 1ST PUSH...WELL NEARLY ALWAYS.BIT OF A LOTTERY,BUT HEY WHEN IT DOES START IT DOES MOVE...SORT OF..GEARBOX LIKE STIRRING YOUR GRANS CUSTARD,STEERING IS AT BEST EXTREMELY VAGUE,RECKON BEST JUST TO POINT IT IN THE ROUGH GENERAL DIRECTION AND JUST WALK THE REST. BRAKES ARE...WELL CHALLENGING...LETS JUST SAY YOU WONT FALL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL (unless the exhaust fumes get to you 1st).LIMITED SLIP CLUTCH AND QUICK RELEASE ASHTRAY FITTED(full to brim).AS PIX SHOW IT HAS COMPETITION LIGHT SWITCHES CENTRAL CONSOLE MOUNTED,APPARENTLY CONVERSION DONE BY B&Q MOTORSPORT.A COLABORATION WITH THEM AND STEVIE WONDER AUTO ELECTRICS.JUST LIKE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM,CARBON FIBRE SLIPPER RACK HAS BEEN REMOVED,SORRY.THESE SEVEN SEATERS..WELL SIX AS ONE HAS FALLEN THROUGH A HOLE IN THE FLOOR BUT STILL PLENTY ROOM ON DRIVERS KNEE FOR A WEE ONE. INSIDE COULD DO WITH A FRESHEN UP WITH A HAND GRENADE,SEEMS LIKE A BAG OF DEAD KIPPERS STUCK IN AN AIR VENT.OUTSIDE THE PISSDRAB GREEN PAINTWORK APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN RUBBED DOWN WITH A HALF BRICK INSIDE AN OLD SOCK,BODY HAS NORE DINGS THAN A CHINESE PHONEBLOOK,TOWBAR FITTED AT THE REAR,SHOULD REALLY BE AT THE FRONT I RECKON.CHECK OUT DA BANGIN RIMZ MAN, APPARENTLY THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL CAR FROM THE LATE NIGHT GENTLEMANS MOTORING CHANNEL PROGRAMME "GIMP MY RIDE"!!..WOW 15" WHEELS,ONE AT EACH CORNER,GO ON COUNT EM!!!TYRES ARE FORMULA ONE SPEC...AS MUCH TREAD AS MURRAY WALKERS SHINY BONCE!!!ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT FOR MY WIFE FOR CHRISTMAS,(oh how i used to quite like her) STRANGELY SHE DIDNT TAKE TO IT AS WELL AS ID HAVE HOPED.MY SCABBY RABID FLEA RIDDEN MANGY DOG WONT EVEN SLEEP IN IT. IDEAL FOR PARKING IN THE DRIVEWAY IF YOU REALLY DESPISE YOUR NEIGHBOURS.SO THANKFULLY A RARE CHANCE TO PICK UP A REAL NON BARGAIN.TRY FINDING ANOTHER LIKE THIS!!!! PRAY TO GOD YOU CANT!!!DUE TO THE HUGE RESPONSE NOT EXPECTED WE NEED IT PAID IN FULL AND COLLECTED WITHIN 24HRS 36 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS OF SALE END.CAR IS ONLY 500 MILES FROM LONDON.SO IDEAL IF IN GLASGOW.SORRY NO MICROWAVES IN P/EX BUT WE WILL SUPPLY A BIG PAPER BAG FOR COLLECTION PURPOSES(eye holes optional)..OH DEAR SADLY I WAS OUT DOING SOME DRIFTING (off to sleep) IN IT AND TO MY DISMAY/JOY I FEAR THE ENGINE HAS POPPED,CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHOEHORN A SMALL LITHUANIAN PIT PONY PIG CROSS INTO PLACE SO IF IT WORKS THE HP WILL BE DOUBLED TO 31/2.
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