My Brother

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voo2doo

voo2doo

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When my brother was sent to jail he went a bit F***ing mental.

Started off with him not talking to anyone, this soon progressed as he then started to smash the place up.

Ended up with him stripping naked and smearing his faeces over himself and the walls.



Last time we play monopoly at my house.
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What?
At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son ."
The robot slaps the mother.


End of Story.


P.S. Robot For Sale....Look in market place :rolleyes:
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After Jane found out I'd been cheating on her with sister,



her niece,



her mother and her best friend,



she said the words to me I'd been dreading hearing her say.




"Look, I think we can still make this work"
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A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.

"It's not my fault," I said, "Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again."

"Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.

I said, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"

"Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.

After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."

"What for?" I asked.

He said, "The drugs."

I said, "What drugs?"
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