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21bangbang said:
Nope, diks are for chicks. No sword swallowing for me. No rump stabbing either. ?? Nasty ass dudes???????
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Seandonato73 said:
My wife has a "gay" friend. I like to get into these types of conversation with him. Normally he gets pissed off and wont talk to me for a few months (or come over to hang out with my wife, which is just fine because hes really annoying) idk, like three months ago, I got him really good. Asked if he ever banged a chick? He said well no. I asked him if he thought any women were attractive? hes said well yes, I do find some women to be good looking. So I asked him, how can you hate something you've never tried, knowing you fond a woman to be attractive? He didnt have a reply to this. I think because he is butt fricken ugly and most women are way out of his league, non would give him a chance, so he went dude harpooning. He my wife told me a week or so ago he hooked up with a chick... and liked it. Now's hes confused and doesn't know if hes gay or not.
So Z if my wife's "gay" buddy who's 30 something years old would give the ole snatch dragon a ride, theres no reason you shouldn't give it a go just once. Then you know for sure. don't get me wrong I don't give a rip what team you bat for, just don't limit your choice untill you've had it both ways. And don't take offense, I didnt mean any.
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Seandonato73 said:
My wife has a "gay" friend. I like to get into these types of conversation with him. Normally he gets pissed off and wont talk to me for a few months (or come over to hang out with my wife, which is just fine because hes really annoying) idk, like three months ago, I got him really good. Asked if he ever banged a chick? He said well no. I asked him if he thought any women were attractive? hes said well yes, I do find some women to be good looking. So I asked him, how can you hate something you've never tried, knowing you fond a woman to be attractive? He didnt have a reply to this. I think because he is butt fricken ugly and most women are way out of his league, non would give him a chance, so he went dude harpooning. He my wife told me a week or so ago he hooked up with a chick... and liked it. Now's hes confused and doesn't know if hes gay or not.
So Z if my wife's "gay" buddy who's 30 something years old would give the ole snatch dragon a ride, theres no reason you shouldn't give it a go just once. Then you know for sure. don't get me wrong I don't give a rip what team you bat for, just don't limit your choice untill you've had it both ways. And don't take offense, I didnt mean any.
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Didn't say I wouldn't try it , I just know that I find dudes more way attractive, like if I was to get with someone it would be a dude . It's not about the ?? , the ?? can be great but I think I would like to be with a dude. An no I'm not offended , can't understand why someone would be offended by that tbh ?
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So the very short version of this is, hes bi, not gay. He couldnt get laid by a chick in high school (according to my wife he had very high standards, and like I said looks like someone hit him in the face with a shovel, and has the physique of papa smerf ) so he went with dudes. Now that hes older I guess his standards have sank a bit, and the fact his gay relationships always fail miserably. I haven't seen this chick yet, but I'm told she looks more like a line backer for the cowboys, than a prom queen. So idk, whenever he decides to stop off, I'll harass him about it and find out. I'm quite frankly amazed he even did it. I've known him almost as long as I've known my wife and hes never mentioned he liked women. I was really just trying to get him worked up a bit.
 
Seandonato73 said:
So the very short version of this is, hes bi, not gay. He couldnt get laid by a chick in high school (according to my wife he had very high standards, and like I said looks like someone hit him in the face with a shovel, and has the physique of papa smerf ) so he went with dudes. Now that hes older I guess his standards have sank a bit, and the fact his gay relationships always fail miserably. I haven't seen this chick yet, but I'm told she looks more like a line backer for the cowboys, than a prom queen. So idk, whenever he decides to stop off, I'll harass him about it and find out. I'm quite frankly amazed he even did it. I've known him almost as long as I've known my wife and hes never mentioned he liked women. I was really just trying to get him worked up a bit.
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Pro tip, you suck one ? and you're a ? sucker for life. No such thing as bi.???
 
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