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voo2doo

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Met a stunning woman at a property convention.

She told me she lives in a mansion so rural she can walk around her home naked with the curtains open.

I told her I was currently developing a semi into something much bigger.
J.
 
A gypo girl is about to get married, her mum says, "emerald do you realise that when your married, your husband will want to stick his most prized possesion into where you piss?"
the daughter replies "shut up ma, how the feck is he gonna fit his transit van in the sink?"
J.
 
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been Married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend :
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'

Then we made passionate love all nightlong.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,



"whats for dinner batman !!"
J.
 
Old couple sat in church. During the service wife whispers "I have just done a silent fart, what should I do?"
Hubby says "put a f****n battery in your hearing aid"
J.
 
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