Relationships.

[voo2doo]

I'm about six years into my relationship now and ive started to experience some erection difficulties. My wife and i have different ideas to what the problem might be: she's bought me some Viagra and i've bought her a treadmill.
J.

 

[voo2doo]

I was reading in the paper today about a dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could someone stoop so low?
J.

 

[dwarfy]

I was reading in the paper today about a dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could someone stoop so low?
J.

yes the bar stewards. couldnt believe it :lol::lol:

 

[dwarfy]

Ive been having trouble with my eyes & the doctor prescribed me viagra eye drops. They didnt improve my vision but they made me look hard :lol:

 

[dwarfy]

Bloke goes to hospital with severe burns to his legs. Doc prescribes him viagra & blokes wife asks "How will that help his burns?" Doc replies "it might not help medically but it will keep the sheets off his legs"

 

[pablo]

two canabils eating a clown one says two the other do,s this taste funny to you.

 

[Hyperpete]

I tried a Viagra last night. The pill got stuck in my throat. Gave me a really stiff neck !!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[dwarfy]

A batch of viagra was stolen last night. Police are looking for 2 hardened criminals......:white-flag:

 

[voo2doo]

poop,what have I started??:no:
J
Good ones there dudes.

 

[Rossco]

Just don't start on the blonde jokes or this thread will never end

 

[jackobyte]

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."



Let it begin!!

 

[jackobyte]

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

 

[jackobyte]

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.

 

[rhales]

How do you know if a blondebe using your word document on your PC?
there's tip-ex on the screen..:2guns:

 

[voo2doo]

Like it Ian.
J.

 

[Rossco]

I had to say "blondes" didn't I....

FPMSL

 

[KauseKaos]

I like paul mooneys joke


7yr girl walks into her parents room with her friend. Her mother is giving her father head like linda lovely. Girls turns to her friend and says "do you believe that female dog beat my ass for sucking my thumb!"