The athletic club ????

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alfred e numan

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I am down in the basement getting the yamaha ready for a trail ride. Nory comes down and i ask, whats up Nory? what are your plans for today? She says- I am going to the gym-- The gym? what for? Excersise she says- I say- lets go outside, i want to introduce you to a new excersise machine, we go outside, Look Nory, heres a new type of excersise machine. Its called a dammed lawn mower, its self propelled too and has a full tank of gas ! alls you got to do is put on some old shoes, go back to this excersise machine, push this little rubber bulb on the engine 5 times, then grab this red plastic handle with a cord on it, and pull it with really hard and fast-- This machine costs nothing-- and it does two things. It actually gets something done around here, and makes you feel just like going to the gym--- ----
 
Comedy!! You should publish some of your material on cards like “Happy birthday " “Get well" or my favorite “My lazy son".
 
Sayyy, thats a idea! here is a get well card, its fron the Mel Brooks movie - high anziaty. This cigar smoking twisted nurse is actually Cloris Leachman. Mel Brooks movies-- everyone is soo uptight now about getting offended now-- Mel Brooks was fair, he insulted everyone in his movies !! plenty of ethnic slurs- off color remarks-- whites included.

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