Trip's English Lessons....

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It seems like Trip is keen to learn proper English so lets give him a few pointers :clown::clown: He has recently learned what a skip is and has also learned that....
'Oh bollocks!' is bad and 'the dogs bollocks' is good!

I will start with.......

Fag - a cigarette (not a gay, poof, bum hole engineer, arse bandit, fudge packer etc etc)

You trapper! - You trappers hat = tw*t

owt = anything

nowt = nothing
 
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Ahhh a little "English" English lesson I see. Cheers Mate! :lol:

I knew about the "fag" being a cigarette.
I know a "Lorry" is a semi.
Loo is the toilet... Killer Crapper Huh?
KillerShitter.webp

Pents (spelling) is pennies?
Pound and a Quid are the same and neither Weigh a "Pound" A few grams really.
Fancy means "would you like" as in "fancy a good wank"
Wank is ummm, well you know what that is...
You don't say Three Fifty like we do, you say "Three Pounds Fifty"

Any others?
 
butty = 2 or more slices of bread with a filling such as bacon,sausage,fried eggs,spam,mushrooms garnished with tomato ketchup

aka heart attack with bread!

or you could have cheese - ah but the Americans don't make cheese, it's more like yellow lino.

nah then love, ya don't sweat much for a fat lass = Hello my dear, you look ravishing this evening.

oi you lazy f*cking tw*t, get your f*cking a**e up t'bar and get hte f*cking round in. = I say old chap, I do believe it's your turn to buy the drinks.
 
Trip said:
Ahhh a little "English" English lesson I see. Cheers Mate! :lol:

I knew about the "fag" being a cigarette.
I know a "Lorry" is a semi.
Loo is the toilet... Killer Crapper Huh?
KillerShitter.webp

Pents (spelling) is pennies?
Pound and a Quid are the same and neither Weigh a "Pound" A few grams really.
Fancy means "would you like" as in "fancy a good wank"
Wank is ummm, well you know what that is...
You don't say Three Fifty like we do, you say "Three Pounds Fifty"

Any others?
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£3.50 for a wank??? I'm not paying that f*cking much, I'd doing myself for a pickled egg and some wine gums.
 
Trip said:
Ahhh a little "English" English lesson I see. Cheers Mate! :lol:

I knew about the "fag" being a cigarette.
I know a "Lorry" is a semi.
Loo is the toilet... Killer Crapper Huh?
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A semi over here is a house adjoined to 1 other........or you could be nursing a semi which means you are getting a little aroused :w00t:
 
Holy Snot this is craking me up! My cheeks are hurting!

What is "Yellow Lino" it Sounds bad!

I know what a semi is.. It's pronounced a little differently over here...

What is a "Flat" and "Windsor" as in, "That Windsor lives in the flat over by me Mum's house" Is that like a one story apartment?

Minerals is "Balls" or Cojones, as the Spanish speaking people like to say. Correct?

Pint is 16oz of beer, but do you guys just call it "Ale" What would you call it if it were a Pilsner? Or don't you guys drink that "Rubbish"?

Pints are consumed at the pub. We call it a bar. Or a meat locker if there is a bunch of chicks/women.

Why do you drink warm beer when you have refrigerators?
 
jacobs (jacobs crackers) = knackers

a woman with saggy tits "she had tits like spaniels ears"

she kicked me in the jacobs when i said she had tits like spaniels ears.
 
heres a couple. Thats pucca, (thats good) down the jolly (down the pub). Slide one up that Marmite love canal, ( slide one up that womans poophole). And if u don't like that, u don't like black eyed pea's... Pmsl.lol.lol.
 
Mike1970 said:
jacobs (jacobs crackers) = knackers

a woman with saggy tits "she had tits like spaniels ears"

she kicked me in the jacobs when i said she had tits like spaniels ears.
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or if they are small & saggy......tobacco pouches
 
Mike1970 said:
Your american beer is like making love in a canoe - f*cking close to water!
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Not what I drink, it would knock you English Chaps on your "Pants" :lol:

I used to drink this...

Bravada081.webp

I quit drinking about a year ago.

This is stuff so hoppy, it's like chewing the hops up in your mouth. Hell Ya!

Guinness is good, but it tastes too burnt for me. I like spicy hops and citrus. Not day old coffee filtered through a dirty jock strap. Only imagining here, never sampled a jock strap, but I could imagine...
 
dwarfy said:
Ale is bitter or mild, pilsner is lager! A bad pint could be flat as a witches tit :p
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I thought that was "Cold as a witches titty and it ain't gettin any hooter"?



She kicked me in the Jacobs! Love it!

Meat and 2 veg... Wedding Tackle...

Spaniels ears? Never heard that one, but I like it. You ask a woman to show you here boobs and she lifts her pantleg... There's "Pants" again:lol: What does it mean? Good or bad?


It's so frustrating, you guys invented the language, but yet none of you seem to speak it! :lol:
 
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Trip said:
Not what I drink, it would knock you English Chaps on your "Pants" :lol:

I used to drink this...

Bravada081.webp

I quit drinking about a year ago.

This is stuff so hoppy, it's like chewing the hops up in your mouth. Hell Ya!

Guinness is good, but it tastes too burnt for me. I like spicy hops and citrus. Not day old coffee filtered through a dirty jock strap. Only imagining here, never sampled a jock strap, but I could imagine...
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Guinness in Ireland is totally different to anywhere else in the world. It doesn't travel well :mad:

An ugly bird could be said to have a face like a welders bench :lol:
 
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