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Trip said:
I thought that was "Cold as a witches titty and it ain't gettin any hooter"?



She kicked me in the Jacobs! Love it!

Meat and 2 veg... Wedding Tackle...

Spaniels ears? Never heard that one, but I like it. You ask a woman to show you here boobs and she lifts her pantleg... There's "Pants" again:lol: What does it mean? Good or bad?


It's so frustrating, you guys invented the language, but yet none of you seem to speak it! :lol:
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You want to worry when you say to her "show us your tits" and she lifts the bottom of her skirt up.
 
Trip said:
I thought that was "Cold as a witches titty and it ain't gettin any hooter"?



She kicked me in the Jacobs! Love it!

Meat and 2 veg... Wedding Tackle...

Spaniels ears? Never heard that one, but I like it. You ask a woman to show you here boobs and she lifts her pantleg... There's "Pants" again:lol: What does it mean? Good or bad?


It's so frustrating, you guys invented the language, but yet none of you seem to speak it! :lol:
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Pants are also trousers, trolleys, strides and slacks!!
Pants is bad :lol:
 
whatwasithinkin said:
Who is this J. Arthur fella and why is he so popular with the men of the UK?

and how many of you realy enjoy your spotted peepee?

:D
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J Arthur is J Arthur Rank who was a film producer over here. J Arthur Rank = wank or ripping the ed off the 1 eyed trouser snake, cracking 1 off, choking the chicken, ham shank, tossing off, bashing the bishop......
 
whatwasithinkin said:
Who is this J. Arthur fella and why is he so popular with the men of the UK?

and how many of you realy enjoy your spotted peepee?

:D
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I don't know who that is either, but I know J Arthur comes around whenever Me thinks of Susan Margaret Boyle, especially when I'm alone. :lol: England's hottest woman! "Excuse me for a moment Chaps... I'll be back in 10 minutes, got me a semi"

As for the spotted peepee they have penicillin, go get a shot! :lol: If you just stuck with J Arthur, you wouldn't be having the spots to begin with...


Yes I know what just said... :lol:
 
Trip said:
I don't know who that is either, but I know J Arthur comes around whenever I think of Susan Margaret Boyle especially when I'm alone. :lol: England's hottest woman! "Excuse me for a moment Chaps... I'll be back in 10 minutes, got me a semi"

As for the spotted peepee they have penicillin, go get a shot! :lol: If you just stuck with J Arthur, you wouldn't be having the spots to begin with...


Yes I know what just said... :lol:
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Susan Boyle is Scottish :lol::lol: and she has a face like a welders bench......her mum used to pull the pram instead of pushing it and fed her with a catapult :lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
lmmfaopmp (Laughing MY MuthaFuggin Ass Off Pissin Me Pants) here.

killer thread, love it.

It's so frustrating, you guys invented the language, but yet none of you seem to speak it!
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here here. lol...
really, it seems you chaps like to mud up the poop.

here stateside, Saggy Tits are call Saggy Tits.
a Skank is a Skank (i think you call them a Trollop) basically a bar fly, chick that beds down with the 1st, 2nd and 4th guy that asks her in the same night.

and your right, Beer in the US sucks. if we want good beer, we have to go to canada or mexico. probably why i don't drink. good thing we can grow some great skunk bud, Danke, Kush, Mary J, Weed, Smoke, Mechuacan...

we wear pants, women wear slacks, (metros (may as well be gay) men do to. these are guys that spend more time at the mirror than women do) Business men wear Pant Suits, lol. Grandma called them trousers.

we have a Buck - 1 dollar, a twentyspot - 20 dollar bill, and a Cnote or Benny or Benjamin - 100.00 bill).

we buy can beers in 12 oz cans, or 22 oz cans, or 16 oz bottles, if your on the skids ( live in the Ghetto) you drink 40s- 40 oz beers in brown bottle wrapped in a brown paper sack. lol

middle class people drink wine, low class people like me are druggies or drunks. heh (im not either).

Who don't love a Crew Slut. i think this is pretty much a universally known icon of the backstage eventures at any rock concert.

you can also have a Woody here in that states. Not to be confused with the Owner Woodie, a woody is whe your flying full mast and ready to punish the purple headed soldier of love. semi is the short of semi wood, or ready to go to sleep as we us men call it. lol
 
I thought Scotland was conquered by the Brits along time ago? What separates the 2 countries a fence?
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Do pie-keys all live in trailers, or as you guys call it a "Caravan"

Here is a Caravan in the states...
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Eewww!

"Chips" = "French Fries" over here. Though the French deny any connection. they call them American fries.
"Holiday" = "Vacation" over here.
A holiday here is Christmas or Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a holiday celebrating our freedom from you guys! :lol: We celebrate it by eating the foods of the native people we enslaved and removed from their land. It's funny we wanted to be free from England's grip, but yet we acted like we were still there? Who knows, I don't remember it, I think I was asleep during that time. I used to party alot!

Is black pudding good? What does it taste like? Looks like poop fried in a pan! I hope it tastes better than it looks. :lol:
 
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(spotted peepee) spotted peepee is a suet pudding with dried fruit. Rolled, put in an old pair of tights an boiled. Can obviously be a STD as well.. Lmfao...
 
blackpudding is lovely, especially with some lorne (scottish square spicey saussage) and fried mushrooms. Makes me fart like a trooper though.

others for you;

"towel rail" = where a yorkshire man lets his Owls perch

"That's mint!" = "That is rather good"

"Jim's minted 'cos he's tighter than a nuns chuff" = "James has a lot of money, Most likely because he is a tight wad and never buys a round".


and if you think understanding generic UK english is hard, try understanding a glasweegen, essex wide boy, scouser, or yorkshirreman.
 
BrawnFG said:
blackpudding is lovely, especially with some lorne (scottish square spicey saussage) and fried mushrooms. Makes me fart like a trooper though.

others for you;

"towel rail" = where a yorkshire man lets his Owls perch

"That's mint!" = "That is rather good"

"Jim's minted 'cos he's tighter than a nuns chuff" = "James has a lot of money, Most likely because he is a tight wad and never buys a round".


and if you think understanding generic UK english is hard, try understanding a glasweegen, essex wide boy, scouser, or yorkshirreman.
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Or Brummie, scouser, welshman, Geordie or any number of polish or Russian types you find grafting over here - I see them all day long on site
 
HA HA HA HA HA
Man this made me laugh alot !!!!!!!!
what about the obvious ones like

Trunk = boot
Hood = Bonnet
Sidewalk = Pavement

:-)
Keep em coming
 
If you want to REALLY piss off a Brit, just ask which soccer team he supports !!!!!

FOOTball is played for 2x 45 minute periods (save for tournaments where there may be extra time), mainly using ... the feet, strange as it may sound.

He'll normally snarl, and not answer - I DON'T !! :D:lol::mad::mad::lol::D

Al.
 
Trip said:
Do pie-keys all live in trailers, or as you guys call it a "Caravan"

Here is a Caravan in the states...
1984_ply_voyager.webp
Eewww!
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Pikeys live in caravans......here is a pikey in action.....

 
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Telling the time......
When we were on honeymoon in Jamaica an American guy asked the bread knife the time - she replied "25 to 3". He looked confused so I had to explain that it was 2:35!!

12:05 is 5 past 12
12:15 is quarter past 12
12:20 is 20 past 12
12:30 is half past 12
12:40 is 20 to 1
12:45 is quarter to 1
12:50 is 10 to 1
 
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