Fri. night comedy.

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I walk into a bar with a banner over the bartender with a sign overhead saying "Make my horse laugh, and I'll give you a $100"

I took that bet and after a minute or so, came out with the horse laughing.

The next week, I went back to the same bar but with the banner changed to "Make my house cry, and I'll give you a $100"

I took that bet and after a minute or so, came out with the horse crying.



The bartender looked at me with astonishment and asked, after all of those he's given the challenge too, on how I was the only one to do both.

and asked two questions...

  • The bartender asked how I made the horse laugh, and said I told him that my peepee was bigger.
and
  • The bartender then asked how I made the horse cry, and said "I showed it to him".
 
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