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Its not something which I can take a picture of. Well I could but if I published it I am certain she would smack me out through the window and into the street with my golfclub.
 
Why in the flying fiddlestick would a dildo by a great gift...for me?! I am no prude but prostate massage with something called "big mike" oversteps every single comfort zone I have.
 
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