"You can't put her on Ebay" because Ebay Administrators know that it would cause a dramatic economical imbalance in the world since those guys from Middle East will be very wealthy. I heard a man can have many wives over there.
BTW, if the WIFE is reading this: IT IS NOT $1600...HE's LYING... It will be $1600, plus a kick-ass race ported engine, a tuned pipe, some fancy servos, a Nomadio, a bunch of shiny aluminum hop-ups...The list will never end...IT WILL BE AT LEAST $5000 when he's satisfied.
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but the wife will be driving a new lexus or have a nic 9 karat rock on the finger.