I pooped my pants

Would you rather poop yourself in front of

  • Your mom

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • Your wife/ girlfriend

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Your child

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • Your boss

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • Boyfriend

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • Total voters
    15
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Funny thing is my 5 year old son had an accident yesterday while having a pee, followed by 'mam I'm sorry I've had an accident, I didn't mean too, I thought it was a pump'
Bless him, had sharted all over the mat in front of the toilet. He couldn't understand why me and his mam found it so funny, he thought he was going to get wrong, bless him.
Told him if he has an upset tummy and needs to fart then go to the toilet just in case, life lesson learnt for him.
 
Funny thing is my 5 year old son had an accident yesterday while having a pee, followed by 'mam I'm sorry I've had an accident, I didn't mean too, I thought it was a pump'
Bless him, had sharted all over the mat in front of the toilet. He couldn't understand why me and his mam found it so funny, he thought he was going to get wrong, bless him.
Told him if he has an upset tummy and needs to fart then go to the toilet just in case, life lesson learnt for him.
:ROFLMAO: I have the bowel movements of a 5 year old?‍♂️
 
Hey y’all, I crapped myself today at work. I ate a big lunch and thought I needed to fart wound up pooping instead. Had to throw out my boxers and work the rest of the day commando. This got me thinking. I poop my pants at least once a year without fail. Is that normal? Are y’all pooping in your pants too? Be honest.
I always manage to stop it just in time, in the rare instance its gonna happen, I mean unless im sick or something :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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