I pooped my pants

[misterleon]

Depends if a wet fart counts???

A wet fart counts if you have to change your diapers after

 

[DougStar]

I rekon? as an adult you should not be able to count on more than one ?? how many times you have shat? yourself ?‍
If its more than one you Got issues ?‍???

 

[Z.hb71]

I rekon? as an adult you should not be able to count on more than one ?? how many times you have shat? yourself ?‍
If its more than one you issues ?‍???

Fek I ain't even an adult and I can't count any ?‍?‍?

 

[DougStar]

You haven't live then I guess???

Fek I ain't even an adult and I can't count any ?‍?‍?

 

[Z.hb71]

You haven't live then I guess???

Few years ago I was shittin myself a quite "often"but I have gained control of me assshole now ??

 

[Phill2]

?‍?‍?‍?? now as a mate just gonna put out there......Bob you need help son??? this is happening minimum 1 once a year ?‍???

Wet fart is what we call Sticky Date Pudding .

 

[Z.hb71]

 

[21bangbang]

Only once as a adult, and it was when I still drank. I take a medication that makes pooping a bit more difficult though so perhaps Im just lucky.??? This thread is so fekkin funny.??

 

[misterleon]

Only once as a adult, and it was when I still drank. I take a medication that makes pooping a bit more difficult though so perhaps Im just lucky.??? This thread is so fekkin funny.??

maybe I should go see a doctor. tell him I have a leaky bum and I need meds. @crucialRC ive seen job site port-a-pottys, sometimes its a better idea to go in your pants on purpose than use one of those. thoughts?

 

[21bangbang]

maybe I should go see a doctor. tell him I have a leaky bum and I need meds. @crucialRC ive seen job site port-a-pottys, sometimes its a better idea to go in your pants on purpose than use one of those. thoughts?

Well, its not leaky bum specific meds, its for auto immune. Its just a side effect.?‍ Not really worth it to save a few sets of undies.?

 

[Phill2]

maybe I should go see a doctor. tell him I have a leaky bum and I need meds. @crucialRC ive seen job site port-a-pottys, sometimes its a better idea to go in your pants on purpose than use one of those. thoughts?

Z will plug the leak for you

 

[21bangbang]

Are we sure this isn't a troll thread to get others to admit they poop their pants? Bob doesn't strike me as a troll but I have suspicions.??

 

[misterleon]

Are we sure this isn't a troll thread to get others to admit they poop their pants? Bob doesn't strike me as a troll but I have suspicions.??

If you can’t be honest to your large scale brothers from different state and countries then you have issues. I’m not having this conversation with my wife

 

[DougStar]

Come clean bob??? think Bob needs a new title ...? Mr Hanky????‍

 

[21bangbang]

If you can’t be honest to your large scale brothers from different state and countries then you have issues. I’m not having this conversation with my wife

So you're a closet shitter???

 

[misterleon]

So you're a closet shitter???

Closets, ovens, shoes, sandwiches, glove boxes, mailboxes

 

[21bangbang]

Closets, ovens, shoes, sandwiches, glove boxes, mailboxes

?? im so glad I woke up early to read this?? Bobs wife- "dear, WTF is in my shoe".??

 

[misterleon]

?? im so glad I woke up early to read this?? Bobs wife- "dear, WTF is in my shoe".??

Maybe that’s why she doesn’t want to touch me anymore

 

[Z.hb71]

Maybe that’s why she doesn’t want to touch me anymore

either that or your ass just smells that fekkin bad

 

[KevTrem]

Think the last time I crapped myself I was a toddler. Mind this is hard to type as I cant see the keyboard through the tears of laughter.