I pooped my pants

Would you rather poop yourself in front of

  • Your mom

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • Your wife/ girlfriend

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Your child

    Votes: 4 26.7%

  • Your boss

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Boyfriend

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • Total voters
    15
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I'd rather poop myself infront of my boss so I can go home early ??. Funny story, a guy in work was working on a 4inch cast-iron poop pipe above his head in the basement of a 5 floor building, which was blocked ?(yeah you know where this is going ?) it had a 4inch cast iron cap with was held on by a 2 piece collar. He slowly loosened the collar (for precautions ?), as soon as he removed the cap as slowly as he can, 5 floors of poop was pouring all over him ???, he was soaked in poop lol. Funny thing was he didn't go home ??‍♂️, he had a spare change of clothes, cleaned himself up and carried on with his day ?
misterleon said:
Hey y’all, I crapped myself today at work. I ate a big lunch and thought I needed to fart wound up pooping instead. Had to throw out my boxers and work the rest of the day commando. This got me thinking. I poop my pants at least once a year without fail. Is that normal? Are y’all pooping in your pants too? Be honest.
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Yeah on a really hot day I get the shits bad ?. Top tip: always have spare boxers at work unless your a commando type of guy ???
 
misterleon said:
Maybe that’s why she doesn’t want to touch me anymore :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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?touch the husband who always smells like poop? or the woman's best friend that smells of latex? can you blame her????
Z.hb71 said:
either that or your ass just smells that fekkin bad :LOL:
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See what your choices will bring? guys are gross. Imagine rimming that balloon knot.??
 
misterleon said:
maybe I should go see a doctor. tell him I have a leaky bum and I need meds. @crucialRC ive seen job site port-a-pottys, sometimes its a better idea to go in your pants on purpose than use one of those. thoughts?
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Isn't this the truth! The job site john's are either good of bad. And absolutely no where in between. Even when they're good they rapidly change to avoid at all costs as the day progresses
 
misterleon said:
maybe I should go see a doctor. tell him I have a leaky bum and I need meds. @crucialRC ive seen job site port-a-pottys, sometimes its a better idea to go in your pants on purpose than use one of those. thoughts?
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I don't use those portajohns at work bruh. If I have to go I use the GC's office. We do building renovations so the GC always have a legit bathroom to use. Ive actually trained myself to go in the morning before going to work so I don't have to use tbe pottys unless just pissing. Like said in other posts, they have tendacies to be awful??
misterleon said:
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: If you can’t be honest to your large scale brothers from different state and countries then you have issues. I’m not having this conversation with my wife
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Guess you have a point there but damn?
 
Wow, I cant stop laughing! I can't actually say when the last time I poop myself was. Been a wile. But deffinatly in front of the kids. They are too young to remember it happening for too long ?. Porta John's are fricken nasty as hell. I've poop next to them on occasion instead of in them. Bob I would bet you have an actual issue, mate. My sister in law has some sort of gut issues, and shits herself rather regularly. So much in fact she wears adult diapers and non of us think of it as weird anymore.
 
I dunno crucial...my last job was in a high rise and the GC office was on 2nd floor right outside of the stairwell. It was the go to for all contractors. But, run down them steps you had 15 portables that were very very rarely used. Except the two that bums moved into. Early fall. They was the nice ones. The GC office looked like a damn tire shop restroom. It was rough.
 
You've never experience porta john nightmare untill you've witnessed the company that owns them, abandon one that's full to the brim of poop on a 100* day. Pure hell inside of them things.
 
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Seandonato73 said:
Cant say I worry too much about animals crossing the road. A 10 cent cat isnt worth a 20k plus vehicle.
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Perhaps. We once smoked a skunk with the chains on our trailer. It wasn't a pleasant week. Had that trailer parked way back into the woods. But it sure as hell beat wrecking the vehicle and toys on trailer.
 
Long time ago I hit a skunk with my old 93 f150. The smell stuck with the truck for nearly a month. Always made me wonder if it got a shot off and sprayed the front of the truck before it met his demise....
 
crucialRC said:
@Jshaff16 not my jobs. Only the foremen and office personnel can use the GC office bathrooms. But like I said, I rarely use them anyway.
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LOL....Me & my boss used to have a bowel movement at the same time ,around 15 minutes of getting to work every morning ,thank god
that I had a public bathroom by myself at my disposal ,I use to work at a park an I would clean the bathrooms first thing in the morning!..LOL
 
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My ex wife did it once when we were dating. I remember she was super sick and I was driving home when it went down. Now I will admit if I eat eggs I have to plan ahead. After a few hours I better be close to a facility or else its gonna happen no matter what I do. You should ask this question on a hunting forum. There are numerous emergency tree stand poop stories in there. I have a buddy who every hunting trip tells us a different story involving a #2 accident.... They are hilarious.
 
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