So not me shitting my pants, but shortly after I had my son, we were sitting watching tv in the living room. Sarah and xander were playing on the floor. I smelt something funny. Looked down and my daughter had poop, ripped her diaper off and they were playing in it. I being the responsible father puked on my son. Grabbed him and tossed him in the tub. Long story short, we ended up buying a new carpet cleaner, as my wife refused to use the one we had because I used it to clean up the poop on the floor. And I got to give both my kids baths. (Which was the first time I had to do so) my wife will never let me live it down...... good thing the kids wont remember it.